Your hair looks great. Your face looks pretty. How is that going for you?
I would rather watch a Brendan Fraser movie. I hate Brendan Fraser.
I seriously want to know who was washing dishes in this water fountain that prompted them to put this sign up. COME ON!
If you surrender to hate you have already lost.
We have a very sensual friendship. Fbotdfloor.
Do NOT sit on that car!
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Stephen Bailey on my flat tire.
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I like you and it sucks. It’s bad. It’s bad.
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Stephen Bailey regarding our relationship.
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This is a suprisingly LOW number. Step up your game, dudes.
